Yes everyone.. this morning I had my third and final operation on the wisest of all my teeth. An operation of execution. A wisdom-ectomy in which the entire left-side innards of my oral cavity endured a wrath of puncture wounds brought to pass by a murder of needles. This initial attack succeeded in it's purpose of drugging the nervous system thus placing all feeling under a coma and state of temporary paralysis. It was a long and bloody battle, the details of which I fear to unfold unto your knowledge lest you find yourself waking of a night overcome with nightmarish vision created out of a subconscious reincarnation of these things. However, I find it necessary to report to you how this story ends-
The tooth came out!
And I can still sing.
-CarsonKG
And you don't look like a chipmunk. Congrats. :)
ReplyDeleteThat was probably the most awesome description of a tooth extraction that I have ever heard! :D
ReplyDeleteIt most certainly was!!!
ReplyDeleteMy mom wants to know if you got a visit from the tooth fairy. Haha. ;)
ReplyDeleteWow, this reply is really late, but no. No I did not. However, I was still able to sing afterwards!
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